There is nothing worse than making a bitchin dress and then not being able to wear it to the occasion. Am I right? Of course there are worse things, but in the days of drama this is a very serious issue. Now, please understand that I finally stopped crying and feeling really sick to be able to write to you and tell you the life story of my Roller Prom dress ’11.
It seemed to good to be true: Joining the Violets not only because they rock but because they like to wear purple- my favorite color. And I have to say since joining them I feel I’ve able to become connected better and faster in Spokane than I ever would have alone, and I can’t tell you how many times I’ve learned of a Violet thing and got a little misty with pride for us. Afterall, you’d think everyone would be chomping at the bit to make their community and area better but it really takes a beautiful soul to care and follow through.
Naturally when I heard we were going to have a roller party for our birthday and dress up in awesome prom dresses, I was ecstatic! I kept reading updates on facebook about people finding their dress and suddenly I felt like the awkward folding chair single girl at Thanksgiving. I pride myself in being Queen Thrifty but I couldn’t find a hideous rocking dress to wear! I have to confess I was googling “Tool dresses” and then I read someone’s post about buying ‘tulle’ and immediately dubbed myself an idiot. (I freakin sew, man! I should’ve known that was not the way to spell tulle!) Anyway, I thought to myself, Hot damn! That’s it! A homemade dress!
Now anyone who knows me knows I’ve had a sickeningly full plate for a while, and not for any grand purposes other than grad school. The crappy job I had took up more than free time for activities, it made my soul question whether I was crazy or not. Yes, it was serving food but 11 years is too much for that, and that is another story. I thought I’d never have enough time to go. In fact, I wanted to go with fellow Violet Jamie and I imagined us eating biscotti, strutting around Value Village and Goodwill like two sassy chicks out on the town, doing our finest shopping. But then, work called and called and called me to work extra shifts. Next thing I knew, it was one week before roller prom and I was dressless.
The next set of events is just crazy. I went to Moscow to visit my man during Spring Break and I found this ratty dress on the clearance rack. With my new-found knowledge of the spelling of ‘tulle’ I marched into Joann Fabrics and bought a bunch of different color and textures of it. In the checkout line a lady asked what I was making. When I told her it was a dress she gave me that raised eyebrow and said a snarky, “How nice.” I thought, Damn right it’s nice! Now give me my tulle, you tool! I am a woman on a mission and don’t disrespect my dress sistah! People… Sheesh!
So I went home without visiting my man (sorry Aaron) and made this awesome dress in 3 hours!


Well, this is how it came out and I was so proud of it! Then, on Friday I got really sick. I missed a mountain of important things to do that weekend, including the Roller Ball Birthday bash. Some people might say, no big deal. But seriously, I cried my eyes out. I’ve always had work or school or internships and I’ve missed countless things because of it. I mean, what is the freaking point of being involved in something if you can’t make it to an event!I was so upset about missing the birthday bash and when I see people’s pictures I still get angry.
There is a silver lining in all of this though. Long story short: I quit my job and decided to mound on more student debt. If I can’t find a job after graduation, I figure Sprague always needs more working girls. I can add a touch of class and assist with the urban renewal of the area. But anyway, you can’t cry over spilled dresses but I sure did.
Moral of the story: there is nothing worse than not going to events because you are a lame puppy. Being sick is one thing, but when you finally really want to go and then you can’t: the feeling is like eating a bunch of chocolate and having no milk. Sometimes I think people take events and time for granted but the truth is if you can go: GO. It’s up to us to raise awareness and celebrate our community.
Feel free to comment and show my dress some love. It’s the only thing that didn’t get barfed on last week. (Too far)? Too bad! I live on the edge!